Some more of Rays Brief Dictionary of Political Buzz Words
Economy (Ē-cŏn-nō-mē΄) noun. 1.) The Holy Temple of the Almighty Dollar. 2.) A system of organizing labor, capital, and resources to produce the goods and services that people need. 3.) A system for making the rich richer. 4.) Something that is far less important than making sure that two adult men do not have the right to enter in to a civil contract of marriage. As in: People will vote against there own best interest on the economy in order to prevent gays from getting married – because?... if two consenting adult men got married – that would just be the end of the world – for sure – because?... all the closeted fags in the Christian right coalition would become liberated?... and run off and marry each other?...
Economist (Ē-cŏn-nō-mǐst΄) noun. 1.) The High and Holy Priest of the Holy Temple of the Almighty Dollar. 2.) Someone who advocates for “free trade” agreements like NAFTA that allow a third world country to subsidize industry by not demanding reasonable environmental standards or that workers be empowered to be anything more than slaves. Also someone who advocates for “free trade” agreements that allow third world countries to subsidize industry by not requiring any health and safety standards for workers. 3.) Someone trained to understand the complex inter-relationships between labor, capital, resources, and, goods and services. 4.) Someone who knows how to make the rich get richer on the blood, sweat, and tears of the working class. 5.) A General in the class war against God fearing hordes of subhuman workers.
Editorial (Ěd-ǐ-tōr΄-ē-ǐl) adjective. 1.) See Ray’s Brief Dictionary of Political Buzz Words. 2.) The opinion of an opinionated person. 3.) Political spin. 2.) The insightful comments of real journalist. 3.) The lies told by Fox News. 4.) The exercise of free speech, some of which, would not be worth paying for.
Election (Ē-lĕct΄-shŭn) noun. 1.) A fraudulent process for choosing U.S. Presidents. 2.) An important element of Constitutional Democracy. 3.) Something that can be bought with $$$free speech$$$. 4.) A system of one man one vote - as long as the man is not black and does not have a vagina (see Republican).
Electioneering (Ē-lĕct΄-shŭn-ēr-ǐng) verb. 1.) Republican meaning: To attempt to win votes by sending The Swift Boat Veterans for Lies onto TV talk shows. 2.) Democratic meaning: To get involved in a campaign.
Elected (Ē-lĕct΄-ǐd) verb. Republican Meanings: 1.) To get five Supreme Court Justices to vote for you in a close five / four election. 2.) To get your best Republican friend at Diebold to make electronic voting machines with no paper trail. 3.) To keep every Republican talking head to stick to, and continually repeat, exactly the same set of talking points, even after they have been proven to be flat out bald faced lies. Then there are the Democratic Meanings: 4.) To have five Supreme Court Justices vote against you in a close five / four election. 5.) To have no best Democratic friends that are in the business of manufacturing electronic voting machines without paper trails. 6.) Something that does not happen to Democratic Presidential candidates.
Endorsement (Ěn-dōrs΄-mĕnt) noun. Republican Meanings: 1.) The signature on the back of the government handout checks from no-bid contracts. 2.) President Bush’s signature on pork barrel bills that build bridges to no where. 3.) Tom Delay’s signature on bribery checks from Jack Abramoff. 4.) Political support from Fox News. 5.) Political support from closeted Christian Right Coalition fag-a-phobes. The Democratic Meanings: 6.) The signature on the back of welfare checks. 7.) The signatures on petitions demanding free and fair elections. 8.) The support of all ten people in the Rainbow Coalition and the women’s movement.
Evil (Ēv΄-ǐl) noun. 1.) Homosexuality. 2.) Sodom me (that is really evil), and Gum more a (especially a mans gums more on a man), (but giving oral or any other kind of pleasure to a women is also evil… see missionary position). 3.) A state of existence, behavior, or action that is characterized by extreme self-centered, self-serving, spiritually bankrupt greed (see Republican – see no bid contract – see Jack Abramoff - see Haliburton – see especially, Pat Robertson taking contributions for aid to Africa, pretending to load a plane with aid, then turning the cameras off, taking the aid off from the plane, reloading the plane with mining equipment, and shipping that mining equipment to his business partner, the savage, vicious, brutal, mass murdering, dictator of Liberia, Charles Taylor – see that – if you want to see evil – see that ). 4.) See bombing third world peasants so that Haliburton and the oil oligarchy can make record profits.
Evil Doer (Ēv΄-ǐl Dö-ĕr) noun. 1.) Bushism for Osama bin Laden… takes one to know one… nuff said.
Evolution (Evǐl΄-lü-shŭn) noun. 1.) The excuses for going to war in Iraq. 2.) A faith based belief that contradicts the science of intelligent design. As in: The belief in evolution is based on the ridiculous idea that events in a natural universe will have natural causes. 3.) Scooter Libby’s account of his actions relating to the treasonous outing of an undercover CIA agent. 4.) George Bush’s policies on how to handle anyone who leaked classified information. 5.) George Bush’s policies for restoring honor and dignity to the Whitehouse. As in: George Bush’s policy of “We will do not just what is legal, we will do what is right” has evolved… (left wing commie pinko fag Democrats would say devolved - but that is just semantics) …has evolved into Karl Rove is OK as long as you cannot prove that he has actually committed the moral equivalent of treason. 6.) George Bush’s understanding of what the meaning of torture is is. 7.) The American people’s understanding of what Bill Clinton actually means when he says “lick my cigar”. 8.) Something that George Bush says has never happened to him - and - upon due and careful consideration - I have to agree with him.
